"Dear
God in the foothills - what in the name of Sam Hill is that??"
Buck
Wilmington was standing outside the sheriff's office, the coffee mug
in his hand tilting dangerously as he stared open-mouthed at the apparition
sauntering unconcernedly down the main street of fair Four Corners.
"Dear
Lord
" Ezra Standish emerged from the office doorway and
stood beside Buck, lean face slack with wonder.
"Is
that what I think it is, Buck?" J.D.'s hazel gaze widened with
curiosity.
The
three regulators watched the cowhand on the little mustang impatiently
attempt to hurry down the street under the frankly amazed gaze of
the populace of Four Corners, the man's face red with effort and embarrassment.
But
it wasn't the frustrated cowhand that was causing the stir of excitement
rippling through the groups of inhabitants now beginning to gather
on the boardwalks and in doorways - no siree, the object of their
perusal and whispers was attached to the cowhand by a rather frail
and worn piece of string.
"It's
it's a - "
"It's
a bull, J.D." Josiah's baritone voice bubbled with amusement.
The big man emerged from the office, book and coffee cup in hand,
tickled mightily at the amazement overwhelming his stunned comrades.
"A Zebu, to be precise."
"A
a zee
zee - what??"
"A
Zebu. Zeeee
buuuuu. Zebu. They come from India."
J.D.'s
hazel eyes once more returned to the strange apparition wandering
behind the now fuming cowhand.
"Shit,
that has got to be the ugliest goddamned thing I ever saw." Chris
Larabee's voice was soft with shock as he peered from the open doorway.
You
got that right, ol' dog
Buck thought.
The
beast certainly was odd-looking. It strolled nonchalantly behind the
cowhand, massive dewlap swaying with every step, happy to be led by
the absurd piece of string attached to the wooden peg in its nose.
But
every which way you looked at it, the thing was ugly. There was none
of the angular, wild grace of the Texas Longhorn with its eight-foot
spread of lethal horns. Nor did it have the rich, red curls and sturdy
short-legged frame of the Hereford now beginning to make its appearance
on the American grasslands. Nope. The poor critter was just plain
ugly.
The
long, narrow face was topped by lyre-shaped horns that spread backwards
- entirely the wrong way around for defensive purposes - and the beast's
ears
well, God help it, they were too big, and drooped and
flapped about like a hound dog's. But what made it worse was the thing
had a hump. A great, big hump over its withers, that wobbled fatly
when it walked. And as for the colour
Buck winced. The beast
was the dead off-white of a fish's belly.
To
top it all, the animal was enormous. Buck reckoned the big sonofabitch
weighed at least a ton.
The
now-cursing cowhand finally drew to a halt in front of the office
and decanted from the saddle, hauling a crumpled piece of paper from
a pocket.
"You
the Law 'round here?"
"Name's
Dunne - J.D. Dunne. I'm the sheriff, an' these are my associates -
"
J.D.
proffered a hand. The cowhand shook it suspiciously, eyeing the young
man who scarcely seemed old enough to be out of short britches. When
nobody laughed, he carried on.
"Makin'
a delivery - I was told to leave this
this thing with
you fellas 'til it c'n be collected. Came in on the train, an' I was
paid ten dollars to deliver it here - 'bout ninety dollars short if'n
you ask me."
He
handed J.D. the paper. The young sheriff's eyes became round as he
read the contents.
"You
mean this is Jed Sommers' new seed bull??"
The
cowhand stared back grimly.
"Don't
know. Don't care. Ain't my problem no more."
He
offered J.D. the string, then had second thoughts, and handed the
grubby twine to a still open-mouthed Buck Wilmington. Buck took it,
unthinking. The bull stood affably, then it grunted and a ball of
semi-digested food travelled up the throat and popped into the animal's
mouth with a burp. The aroma of pickled grass filled the air as it
began chewing its cud.
Free
of his interminable burden, the cowhand swung back into the saddle,
and with a whoop left Four Corners a whole lot quicker than he had
arrived.
"Dammit!
This thing ain't supposed to be here for another week!" J.D.
glanced at the bovine apparition before him. "What the hell are
we gonna do with it until Jed comes to pick it up?"
Jed
Sommers was a young rancher, a newcomer to the area, hard-working
and far-sighted. The Seven knew he had put his ranch on the line to
buy this bull. For the life of him, J.D. couldn't understand why.
The
bull suddenly swallowed its cud and blinked myopically at the men
before it, then the massive head swung around to sniff at Buck's sleeve.
The moist muzzle twitched as the creature took in the new smells around
it, then a long, prehensile tongue crept out and rasped against Buck's
hand. Buck jumped in surprise, and jerked his hand away, wiping it
on his pants leg. A light glinted in the bull's limpid brown eyes,
and the tongue came out again, this time pulling at Buck's shirtsleeve.
"Goddammit!!"
Buck tugged his sleeve, now very damp, out of the tongue's curling
grasp.
"Well,
well!" Ezra had regained his composure and was peering over J.D.'s
shoulder at the paper. "It appears this magnificent example of
bovine masculinity has a name, Mr Wilmington." Ezra's face was
deadpan, but the emerald eyes danced with mischief. "Our new
friend is called Roland."
None
of them missed the sudden twitch of the pendulous ears as Ezra uttered
the word.
"Good
Lord - it knows its name." Chris' eyebrows hitched a little.
"You
say you seen these animals before, Josiah?" J.D. was getting
mighty curious now, the strange beast working on his imagination.
"Yup.
Seen 'em in India. Hindus think a lot of 'em seein' as the great god
Siva rode one - except his name was Nandi. He was Siva's mount, attendant,
and suchlike - plus Nandi's the guardian of all four-footed animals.
You'll see cows wandering into folk's houses, helpin' themselves to
food from stalls - an' folks just let 'em. Regarded as an honour and
a blessing."
Josiah's
eyes grew distant with memories, still seeing the crowds, the colours,
smelling the long-gone scent of spices and ordure, hearing the ever-present
sounds of teeming human existence. He smiled.
"Went
to Benares once - a Holy city." The smile became wistful. "Ahh,
the sun settin' over the Ganges, the smell of the burning ghats
and you sure as hell ain't seen anythin' 'til you've seen the
Festival of Light
" Josiah was on a roll now, the images
coming quick and strong. "Lord, that sure is a sight to behold,
boy."
"Yeah,
Josiah - but what do we do with the bull??" J.D. was now getting
a tad frustrated.
Josiah
came back to earth with a bump.
"Huh?
Oh, he shouldn't be a problem, Zebu're pretty handy. Sure seems to
have taken a likin' to you, Buck."
Buck
had noticed. The bull was now trying to eat his shirt, the wet tongue
licking enthusiastically at the soft material. Pushing the huge head
away didn't seem to be working, and the big beast appeared to revel
in the attention.
"Give
him a scratch, Buck - he's pretty quiet." Josiah grinned at Buck's
discomfiture.
Buck
raised an eyebrow in doubt.
"You
think, huh??"
Josiah
shrugged.
Buck
reached out with a reluctant hand and began to scratch the heavily
muscled neck. The bull's eyes became hazy with delight, his neck arched
and his head began to bob up and down in rhythm with the scratch.
"That,
Buck, is one happy bull." Chris' face creased with amusement
at the baffled look on his oldest friend's face. "You still got
what it takes, stud."
J.D.'s
youthful face lit up with a wide grin.
"Yep.
It's that ol' animal maggotism workin' its magic, Buck."
Buck
growled in sudden irritation and extreme embarrassment.
"You
hush up, kid!! You start talkin' like that an' I'm gonna have to whup
you into the middle of next week!"
The
scratching stopped in an instant - but Roland wanted more. The big
head began to rub up and down on Buck's chest, smearing drool and
bull-snot all over Buck's best shirt. The shirt he had every intention
of taking off in the honeyed presence of Miss Blossom this very evening.
Buck's loud and detailed protestations were cut off as the regulators
saw Vin riding into town at a lope, obviously relieved to be finishing
his tour of duty patrolling Four Corners' environs. The relief was
short-lived.
Vin's
misbegotten horse had never seen a Zebu before.
Peso
spotted the strange beast and his eyes instantly rolled in fear, his
forelegs propped and he slewed sideways, desperate to get away from
the monster before him.
For
probably the very first time in his life, Vin Tanner fell off his
horse.
He
was so surprised he forgot to relax and roll, and the impact did something
pretty awful to his ribs, the pain driving a cry of pure agony from
his chest. Peso shied away at the curled-up figure on the ground,
now moaning softly, and the black gelding high-tailed it up the street
to the livery stable, giving a final sun-fishing buck as he reached
his goal.
"Vin!!"
Chris hit the street at a run, followed closely by a gaggle of shocked
regulators - all except for Buck. A very unhappy and panic-stricken
Buck, now frantically trying to figure out what to do with the bull
so he could help his friend. Finally, out of sheer desperation, he
tied the pathetic piece of string to the hitching post and pelted
over to Vin's side.
"J.D.!!"
Chris' voice was low with urgency. "Get Nathan - dammit, kid,
hurry!!"
The
black-clad gunman crouched beside the hurt tracker, trying hard to
fight the urge to gather the wounded man up and carry him bodily to
the clinic - but they had to wait for Nathan. Only Nathan could determine
if they could move Tanner without killing him by puncturing a lung,
or worse still, hurting his spine.
"Vin?
Vin, can you hear me??"
Blue
eyes opened and glared painfully at the worried-as-hell Larabee.
"I
fe
fell off
my go
goddamn horse!!!" The Texas
accent was thick with pain and indignation.
Despite
the worry, his friends grinned at the obvious embarrassment in the
tracker's voice.
"Well,
Mr Tanner - if it's any consolation, you did it with both grace and
a certain amount of flare. Indeed, I think it would be difficult to
find anyone better at such skilled aerial displays as your good self."
The humour in Ezra's lilting southern tones tempered his concern.
"'Ceptin'
J.D.
" Vin's voice was warm, despite the pain.
"The
boy sure can fly
" Buck put a reassuring hand on Vin's
arm.
"Back
up, fellas, an' let me in there!" Nathan Jackson dropped to his
knees beside the recumbent and sweating Tanner, dumping his medical
bag in the dirt.
The
rest of the Seven and a goodly proportion of the citizens of Four
Corners hovered like curious bees, concerned, worried or just downright
nosy.
Nathan
gently checked limbs and neck, then went to work on Tanner's dusty
old coat, easing it aside to palpate the abdomen. Satisfied, skilful
fingers then ran over the bruised torso of the tracker and located
the 'give' of broken ribs.
"Bu
bust a couple
huh ...?" Vin winced.
"Yep.
At least two, I reckon - "
Nathan
was interrupted by the most godawful noise he had heard in his life.
The
air was rent by a high-pitched, choir-boy bellow, piercing and repetitive,
an in-drawn, noisy breath followed by an ear-splitting castrato
bawl. And it went on, and on, and on
"Dear
God
" Chris winced as the notes of each bellow hit his
inner ear while watching Nathan's face grimace at the racket. He could
only hear every other word, Nathan's voice drowned out by the deafening
row.
"Vin
"
Bawl.
"
clinic
"
Wheeze.
"
...goddamn noise
"
Bellow.
"
Yosemite's corral
"
Gurgle.
"
NOW!!!! ..."
Roland
was heartbroken. The big bull stood, forlorn and drooping, tied ridiculously
to the hitching post by a rotting piece of string, robbed of the one
thing he adored most in his life.
Buck
Wilmington.
Buck
was the Holder Of The String, and therefore the single focus of Roland's
life. Well, at least until the next cow came along. But right at this
moment in time Buck Wilmington was the only thing that concerned the
bull's somewhat limited brain, and he bellowed his dismay to the world
and its brother as loudly as he could.
Chris
turned a thunderous face to a wide-eyed ladies' man.
"BUCK!!
- BULL!! - LIVERY STABLE!!"
Buck
took the hint. He hurriedly untied the pitiful piece of string, and
the huge animal's bawls stopped instantly in mid-wheeze. The tongue
crept out once more to slurp at Buck's shirt. This time, he smacked
the beast hard on the moist muzzle. Roland blinked, his dim brain
not understanding why the Adored One would hurt him so. But in one
short moment the thought slipped from the few active cells in his
brain, and once more he began to nuzzle at the soft shirtsleeve.
Buck
turned back to check on Vin, to find to his dismay what appeared to
be the whole population of Four Corners staring at him accusingly.
Chris and Josiah were preparing to lift the injured tracker and carry
him to the clinic, but the glares from the rest of the crowd wounded
the big-hearted gunman to his very soul. He opened his mouth as if
to speak, but then his shoulders sagged. Oh, what was the point
He
yanked on the fragile twine and headed slowly towards the livery stable,
the big bull plodding majestically behind him, hump and dewlap gently
swaying with every step.
A
moment later, J.D. appeared beside him, the young man keeping pace
with his compadre.
"I'll
come with you, Buck, an' take care of that damn' mustang of Vin's,
if you like."
Buck
turned saddened cobalt eyes to his young friend.
"Wasn't
my fault, kid - damn' beast just threw a hissy-fit at this - this
- THING!"
He
gesticulated angrily at the benign and now blissfully happy Roland.
J.D.
put a consoling hand on Buck's broad shoulder.
"I
know, Buck. It's just you were holdin' the critter at the time
"
Buck
sighed gently.
Life can sure be shitty at times
The
thought just made him feel even more depressed.
On
reaching the livery stable, J.D. headed inside to unsaddle and feed
a mightily amused Peso, while Buck spent the next ten minutes arguing
noisily with a stubborn Yosemite, the blacksmith determined not to
have such a strange and vastly ugly creature anywhere near his precious
horses.
Finally,
after much heated discussion and the promise of twice the amount of
money Yosemite would normally charge for harbouring the beast, Roland
was turned out into a corral on his own and given an armful of sweet
lucerne hay to keep him occupied. It soon became obvious that Roland
only gave vent to his feelings when he was tied up. Buck tucked the
string neatly around the lyre-shaped horns, and left the animal to
his own devices, heading back to the clinic at a fast walk, a limping
J.D. in tow suffering from a sly Peso-bite to his backside.
For
an hour or so, Roland happily munched the rich hay, then he ambled
for a while around the corral, the evening light casting weird shadows
from the odd animal as it paced slowly around the enclosure.
Then,
as darkness finally fell, Roland decided he was bored. He was well-fed,
well-watered, comfortable
but lonely. Roland just hated being
lonely. The Adored One was somewhere out there in those strange corrals
that humans liked to inhabit, and there wasn't a cow in sight to assuage
his desire for companionship.
So,
deep in his dim, bovine mind, Roland decided to remedy the situation.
Inserting
his massive head through the corral rails, he leaned his enormous
bulk against the creaking poles and began to push